James Holmes

Sexual Flavors: When You Want Your Penis to Taste Like Mango

Filed By James Holmes | September 12, 2012 4:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: Breath Strips, Oral Sex

masque.jpgDid we really need this? A product to make oral sex taste better? Well, now a fruity cock is a breath strip away.

I don't know about you, but I've never had the desire to have a fruity flavored (or chocolate) penis or to service one.

Masque Sexual Flavors " . . . actively conceals the salty, bitter, and protein flavors associated with pleasuring your man."

If it tastes salty and bitter - get it away from my face and wash that damn thing.

As far as protein flavors . . . are we talking beef or tofu? I'm vegan.

Would you use them?

(H/T to Joe.My.God)

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