John M. Becker

91,000 Damn Degrees (and Counting!)

Filed By John M. Becker | July 15, 2013 9:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: heat, heat wave, Krystal, viral video

krystal.pngFor a gut-splitting laugh this Monday morning, check out this hilarious video by burgeoning YouTube sensation Krystal.

She is none too happy about the crazy heat we've been experiencing on the East Coast lately. In fact, Krystal's anger about the heat extends all the way up to Angry Grandpa in the Sky Himself:

When I prayed during the winter months, I asked the Lord to make it warm. I did not say, 'Lord, please bring the Devil from Hell and have him sit his a**-crack on earth. That's not what I asked for...

The Lord needs to delegate the weather & temperature to somebody else. Where the hell is Moses? Talk to Moses about this s***, because the Lord is out of control!

Watch, after the jump. Warning: NSFW language.

If D.C. is any indication, though, it doesn't look like Krystal's going to get relief anytime soon. With a heat wave in the forecast this week, continued stifling humidity, and a looming Senate rules reform showdown likely to result in whole lot of extra hot air emanating from Mitch McConnell and his cronies, temperatures (and tempers!) are likely to remain high for the foreseeable future.

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