The yoga craze has swept America and now you can't walk four blocks in a major city without finding a studio that can not only make you healthier, but cleanse your body of evil spirits, balance your humours, and make you incredibly wealthy in the third transcendental afterlife. "Yoga instructor" has become the new aerobics instructor or gym trainer on gay hookup apps across the nation.
Now, the world's smallest yoga practitioner is here to show you how it's done. He's brought along his incredibly hot scruffy tattooed instructor to help him out and the two may be the best reason yet to start stretching and moving.
In related news: I've never tried yoga because I think I'd be horrible at it. I'm the least limber person you can imagine. My mom put me in gymnastics classes as a child when she realized I couldn't touch my toes; she really thought it would help me "grow." Instead, after a few months of classes, the instructor took her aside (with me there too) to tell her, "Your son will never be good at gymnastics. He'll never touch his toes or be able to spread his legs wide enough." Well, I showed him didn't I?
I still can't touch my toes though.