John M. Becker

If Paul Ryan & Aaron Schock Had a Fling...

Filed By John M. Becker | December 16, 2013 4:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Politics
Tags: Aaron Schock, fan fiction, GOP, Paul Ryan, Republican Party, Republican politicians, romance might start something like this:

It was early on a Wednesday morning. Aaron had just finished his workout in the member's gym, located deep in the winding hallways of one of the U.S. House office buildings.

Aaron cared deeply about his physique, and he was proud of it. Perhaps just as proud as he was of his professional accomplishments. Two years before he'd landed himself on the cover of Men's Health - "America's fittest Congressman" the writer proclaimed. It was probably true.

But Aaron knew there was at least one other man who worked as hard at his fitness as he did. His was the body that Aaron really wanted.

Yes, someone actually wrote a romantic fan fiction piece imagining what a steamy sexual encounter between hunky House Republicans Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock would look like. Click here to read the rest. (Warning: NSFW.)

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