Bil Browning

Ron Jeremy's Wrecking Ball Cover Is Wrecked

Filed By Bil Browning | January 21, 2014 3:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Miley Cyrus, Oedipus, Ron Jeremy, Wrecking Ball

If you've never had one of those moments where you want to claw your eyes out in a desperate attempt to "un-see" something horrible, you're about to have one.

From the saggy discolored underwear to the bellybutton that looks like a vagina, Ron Jeremy's cover of Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" is as wretched as Miley herself. If Oedipus' self-blinding was symbolic of castration for unintentionally depraved sexual behavior, imagine the horrors in store for you once you've stared at Ron Jeremy riding a wrecking ball and licking a sledge hammer.

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