Trestin Meacham, the 35-year-old man who made headlines earlier this month when he vowed to starve himself until gays could no longer marry in Utah, broke his fast after the Supreme Court intervened to pause same-sex marriages while the state appealed a pro-equality ruling from a federal district court judge.
But Meacham does not intend to go gentle into that good night. To the contrary, he says on his Facebook page that the experience illuminated his life's purpose: to fight Teh Gay until his dying day.
Read this and tell me he wasn't hearing the theme song from Chariots of Fire as he wrote:
Let's be clear about something, my mission, my purpose in life is to stand against the homosexual movement. Not to persecute or hate gay individuals, but to stand against and defeat the homosexual movement.
I will never stop, as long as I draw breath. I will stand against them when they attack the churches. I will stand against them when they attack individuals. I will stand against them in my old age. I will stand against them in sickness and health. They can kill my body, but my spirit will never submit to their tyranny. I will expose their hate and rage. I will expose their persecution of religion. And I will expose their hidden plans. This secret combination has made a powerful foe. This is only the beginning!
Ummmmm, Messiah complex much? Or perhaps Meacham starved himself into a permanently hallucinatory state...
In any case, when y'all go to your secret Gay Agenda Steering Committee meetings this week, keep your eyes open for a goony-looking Mormon. Make sure you have someone checking Gay Cards at the door. After all, he said he'd "expose" us, and we can't have anyone unmasking The Hidden Gay Plans!
Of course, since Meacham is apparently now a leading opposition researcher and expert on Teh Gay, he's taken it upon himself to straight-splain several other important points about "the homosexual movement" to all his conservative Facebook friends. Screenshots are after the jump. Check 'em out -- you might even learn a thing or two!