Bil Browning

Your Sexy Guide to the Olympic Village

Filed By Bil Browning | February 14, 2014 10:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: olympic athletes, Olympic village, sexy Olympians, Sochi Olympics

Some of the Olympic athletes decline to walk in the Parade of Nations on opening night so they can save their stamina for the important things - like competing and copulating. This shocking "expose" by the Onion shows you what's really going on in the Olympic Village - a whole lotta hanky panky.

The report may be fake, but I love it how they include gay sex as normal - even going so far as to include an "interview" with a guy getting plowed in the gym. No mention of Russia's anti-gay law is given, but the sheer normalcy of including queer sex sends a clear message that we're just part of the group. It's not the type of sex that divides us, it's the common desire to fuck that connects us.

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