John M. Becker

Betty Bowers Asks: Can We Give the South Back?

Filed By John M. Becker | April 22, 2014 2:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, Confederacy, Republican Party, satire, Uhmurrika

Miss Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, is out with her latest video. Titled "The Party of Lincoln Goes South, Mrs. Bowers compares and contrasts northern states with former Confederate states in what she calls an "historic travelogue."

"Lincoln was all about each state joined in national unity," Bowers says. "But he should have sloughed off the dead weight when he had the opportunity."

Bowers's video is allegedly sponsored by the Republican Party -- or as Bowers puts it, "the party that stood up to the South, before it bent over for it."


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