John M. Becker

Betty Bowers Reads Bedtime Bible Stories

Filed By John M. Becker | April 07, 2014 4:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, Bible, satire, violence in the Bible, whore

betty-bowers-bedtime-bible-stories.jpgMrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has struck again. In her latest video, "Bedtime Bible Stories," Ms. Bowers reads her children Bible-based nighttime stories (hint: a lot of them revolve around women being whores) and realizes that, as she writes, "with all its gratuitous violence and pornography, if God hadn't written the Bible, conservative Christians would be trying to keep it out of public libraries, not in the public schools!"

Ms. Bowers adds on Facebook:

What amused me about doing this video is that I recruited my niece to do the children's voices. But I couldn't show her the script, not because of anything I had written, but because of the pornographic quotation from the Bible. Her mother would not have appreciated my exposing her to the Lord's filth.

As usual, it's brilliant. Watch (after the jump), enjoy, and share the hilarity!

h/t: Joe. My. God.

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