Bil Browning

Bryan Hawn's Butt Is a Shark in the Water?

Filed By Bil Browning | July 09, 2014 1:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Bryan Hawn, music videos, parody video, Shark In The Water

Bryan Hawn really loves his own ass. He loves it so much, his website splashpage proclaims "I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger." He also offers an "ass workout routine" on the page, and since he's a renaissance man - he's a zoologist, fitness icon, and recording artist - one can reasonably expect that the workout is highly scientific and melodic.

How else could Bryan possibly demonstrate his triple play abilities? Why, by making a video featuring his butt while he lipsynchs V V Brown's "Shark In The Water," of course. Duh. The song may be about anxiety and a stalker former boyfriend, but, hey, sharks need flotation devices too, right? Don't be so damn literal, internets, this is art!

Enjoy if this is your thing.

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