So here's the thing: it's a Friday afternoon. You're at work counting down the hours until you can punch out for the weekend, and I'm in Green Bay visiting family and getting ready to celebrate at northeast Wisconsin's pride festival.
Now here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to give you a video that'll provide a little distraction and make the minutes fly by faster. But you'll have to close that office door first, because it's Huffington Post's compilation of every single sex and nude scene from the last season of Game of Thrones. Here's a summary of what you'll see, from HuffPost's Oliver Noble:
Clocking in at just under six minutes, Season 4 had less "adult" material than any of previous seasons. Still, that didn't keep the acclaimed fantasy series from showing what were alternately some of the most titillating and controversial scenes of any installment. Lusty, bi-sexual, swinger Prince Oberyn provided many of the best trouser-straining/bodice-ripping moments while Jamie Lannister's rape of his twin sister and lover, Cersei, easily became the most contentious element in a show already famous for the polarizing nature of its sex and violence.
Needless to say, it's not suitable for work (so close that door or watch it on your phone). Are you ready, GoT fans? Meet me after the break.