John M. Becker

Channing Tatum Wants to Greet You With a 'Dick Graze'

Filed By John M. Becker | September 10, 2014 11:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Channing Tatum, dick graze, Jillian Bell, penises, viral video

Are you tired of greeting people with a smile, a nod, a handshake, or a hug? If so, you're not the only one -- Hollywood hottie Channing Tatum is right there with you, and he and his 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell have a novel solution: the dick graze, which is exactly what it sounds like.

There's also the "tit graze," an option for people with breasts.

Tatum and Bell explain, in a new viral video:

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