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Be Still, My 'Rebel Heart'

Filed By Guest Blogger | December 22, 2014 12:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Madonna, pop, Rebel Heart, review

Editor's Note: Guest blogger Micah Escobedo is a writer and aspiring politico. Read more of his work at http://micahstwocents.com.


Madonna is the Queen. No, seriously - she is the undisputed Queen. Let me explain...

For starters, she's sold over 300 million albums worldwide (more than any female artist) over her 32-year career. She's the top-touring solo artist in history and those shows are sold out, critically acclaimed extravaganzas. She's a billionaire... I could go on and on (a la "Give it 2 Me").

But her royal credentials have been proven yet again by how she worked the recent leaking of her album to her advantage.

In case you didn't read the news, 13 demos from album number 13 leaked onto the web last week. Yeah, the one and only Queen of Pop was not happy about it.

"This is artistic rape!! These are early leaked demos, half of which won't even make it on my album," she posted alongside a photo to Instagram (which was later deleted). "The other half have changed and evolved. This is a form of terrorism. Wtf!!!! Why do people want to destroy artistic process??? Why steal? Why not give me the opportunity to finish and give you my very best?"

madonna-rebel-heart.jpgWell, last Friday night, she literally broke iTunes by releasing her upcoming album as a pre-order - I had trouble downloading it and connecting to the store, a problem I saw happened to many who tried to pre-order. Titled Rebel Heart (Madonna-holics like me have suspected as much since she's frequently used the hashtag #rebelheart on her Instagram), the 19-track album has six that are instantly available once a pre-order is made.

You better believe I pre-ordered faster than she fired someone over the leak.

I say this as a hardcore Madonna fan (I have all her albums, most singles, several vinyls, some books, posters, etc.): It's her best material since 2005's Confessions on a Dance Floor. It's ahead of the curve (a classic Madonna trait) and beautifully showcases the magic that happens when she collaborates with amazing artists and producers like Natalia Kills, Diplo, Avicii and others.

I'm not saying 2008's Hard Candy and 2012's MDNA weren't good - I loved them. But they sounded like other music of the time (no complaints, by the way). Rebel boldly breaks the streak. It sounds unique and different from anything out there right now.

There are seven tracks with names, six of which are instantly downloadable: "Living For Love," "Devil Pray," "Ghosttown," "Unapologetic Bitch," "Illuminati," and "Bitch I'm Madonna (feat. Nicki Minaj)." The seventh is called "Joan of Arc." The available six are all single-worthy and could easily stand alone.

They're all my favorite. The dance and EDM grooves that have come to define Madonna are fine-tuned into some amazing songs. The lyrics are both deep and lighthearted, the beats are incredible, and the cover of the album is a stunning piece of art by Mert & Marcus. Someone leaked several demos so she released a surprise pre-order that included six songs. Touché.

If you need some confirmation, head over to iTunes and pre-order Rebel Heart. 2015 is going to be the year of Madonna and I cannot wait.

Official Rebel Heart album cover by Mert & Marcus.

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