Bil Browning

Christian Karate Lessons: Kick Ass for Jeebus

Filed By Bil Browning | December 31, 2014 2:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: Christian karate, Christian martial arts, crazy Christians

Nothing says "turn the other cheek" like a headlock and elbow to the stomach - especially when that elbow is described as "Jesus is the cornerstone" and then you have a child sit on your chest. It's how Jeebus would have taught martial arts, I'm sure.

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