During a Facebook Q&A, presidential candidate and far right nutcase Mike Huckabee answered questions from his followers. The results were predictably laughable.
While Huckabee obviously had to know there would be some crazy questions asked, he seemed to be in good spirits while answering them. He even made a few puns. How outrageous for such a buttoned up bible beater! Puns! Next thing you know, he might consider dancing!
But Huckabee didn't understand why anyone would think he is a closet case. Unless, of course, the questioner wants to date him. No way, says the Huckster. He's so heterosexual he has to count his progeny.
Strangely enough, for a guy who loves to tell folks what God is thinking and planning, he left this one on the cutting room floor. Oh well, there's always next time!