Jerame Davis

Chinatown & Cricket Will Save Indianapolis

Filed By Jerame Davis | February 23, 2008 1:45 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics

Seriously. Greg Ballard, the "Accidental Mayor" of Indianapolis recently mused that creating a Chinatown and creating an international cricket tournament would be the magic touch needed to bring Indiana into the black and make us a world class city.

So, his big bold ideas include 1) a racial/ethnic ghetto to boost our coolness cred and 2) the creation of a tournament for a sport that 3 people in the United States care about.

Could someone explain to this guy how Chinatown's grow organically due to a large Chinese immigrant population. And while you're at it, politely explain that cricket won't catch on just because we will it to be. When is the last time you saw cricket on ESPN?

Well, at least he's thinking outside the box. I guess.

Leave a comment

We want to know your opinion on this issue! While arguing about an opinion or idea is encouraged, personal attacks will not be tolerated. Please be respectful of others.

The editorial team will delete a comment that is off-topic, abusive, exceptionally incoherent, includes a slur or is soliciting and/or advertising. Repeated violations of the policy will result in revocation of your user account. Please keep in mind that this is our online home; ill-mannered house guests will be shown the door.

Unbelievable. Some days this shit just writes itself, eh?